Active Cases of Program Scary-Scary

Subject 0 is the latest instance of an escaped subject from the top secret Project Fishery and Wildlife Adaptation team Program Scary-Scary, overseen by Dr Kirog Calanta. Other subjects that are believed to be associated with Program Scary-Scary.

Subject A - A large invisible bed based entity that hides in the small dark spaces beneath all beds in all places at all times. Subject A's translocative abilities are a mystery and Dr Kilrog has a lot to answer for with this one, let me tell you! The number of nights it has asked for a glass of water is astounding.

Subject M - lives inside pictures of flowers and moans quietly when no one is home. Subject M is very difficult to research because they're never active when anyone is watching. It is very hard to every have one hundred precent proof - other than the files recovered from the wreckage - that they a real thing.

Subject Y - Hides in tea pots and breathes tea. I don't want to think to hard on that one as the proposition it presents is truly frightening for all lovers of tea; which I am one!

-- Grumpus of Nowhere

See Also:

Program Scary-Scary

Project Fishery and Wildlife Adaptation

Dr. Kilrog Calanta

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